Send me an “Excuse Me” and I’ll tell you my muse’s reaction to being Interrupted while…

memeit:

Note:Uses a Number Generator

1. In the Shower
2. Taking a Test
3.Confessing
4. Changing
5. Falling Asleep
6. Confessing their Vows at a Wedding
7. Dancing at Home
8. Singing
9. Giving a Lecture
10. Playing a Video Game
11. In a bubble bath
12. Re-enacting a scene from a movie
13. Crying
14. Ranting
15. Having a Bad Day
16. In an Embarrassing/Provocative Costume

natalie-anne-dawson:

Smut Plot Click and Drag!
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natalie-anne-dawson:

Smut Plot Click and Drag!

Send me what you get if you’re interested!

My character’s catches yours cooking breakfast in nothing but an apron. Send “How do you like your eggs?” for my character’s reaction.

inboxideas:

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tympana:

flirtatiouscaptainharkness:

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Jack rubbed the dried blood from his forehead as he hurried down the sidewalk. Someone had saw him come back to life and he needed to find a place to hide or bled in with the crowd. Being bumped into was normal in Cardiff. He grunted a bit and spun around to apologize make sure the other was okay, but bared his teeth and snapped at the hoodie wearing blond. “You bumped in to me, prick.”

Oh, wonderful. As if his day wasn’t enough. Somewhere, the Time Lords were certainly laughing at his luck right about now. His eyes narrowed on the other male. “If you weren’t in the way, I wouldn’t have bumped into you.” He sneered, giving Jack a look of total disdain. Of all people, he just to had to run into this moron. The giant flirt. He wondered if Jack had ever tried to flit with the Doctor. Now that he’d pay money to see! “Shouldn’t you be locked up in a lab somewhere?”

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"Oh piss off, wanker." Jack sneered, poking the shorter male in the chest. "Should you be in hell?" He stopped poking the other. "I did see you die, Master." He scrunched his nose up and clenched his fist as he stared at the other.

INTERRUPTION!
daddysxperfectxhunter

Send me “INTERRUPTION”. I’ll randomly generate a number to see how your muse interrupts mine! Mixture of safe & nsfw.

7. Your muse walks in on mine in the shower

Jack lifted his head up, dropping the soap as the shower curtain was opened. “…”

INTERRUPTION!
seeiftheygotpie

Send me “INTERRUPTION”. I’ll randomly generate a number to see how your muse interrupts mine! Mixture of safe & nsfw.

25. Your muse walks in one mine singing

Uptown girl
She’s been living in her uptown world

I bet she never had a back street guy
I bet her mama never told her why

I’m gonna try for an uptown girl
She’s been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she’s looking for a downtown man
That’s what I am

Jack sang as he danced slightly around the room, not hearing anyone walk in.

[tenthdoctorsword] interruption
thoscheiongallifrey

Send me “INTERRUPTION”. I’ll randomly generate a number to see how your muse interrupts mine! Mixture of safe & nsfw.

18. Your muse walks in on mine watching porn

He should’ve known if he was going to watch porn, that he should’ve picked his room or some secrete. But no he chose the library. It wasn’t just any porno. From the looks of it, it looked like him and the Doctor or the Doctor and someone else. He heard footsteps behind him and froze like a deer in head lights.

Busted.

//I slept longer than I planned. So sorry.

NSFW Sex/Kink starter prompts!

Choose one of these prompts for our characters--OR--roll up a random prompt using the numbers and have me use that one!
Type Of Porn
1. Regular:
2. Public:
3. Hardcore:
4. Roleplaying:
5. Toys:
6. Misc:
Regular
1. First time: One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night: You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation: Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs: Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative: There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex: You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall: You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower: Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away: You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile: It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex: This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up: You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night: You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style: Sex from behind.
15. Frottage: You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning: Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch: Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more: You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit: Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own: Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Public
1. At school: Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park: You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park: Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall: Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store: How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home: You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
7. Forest: camping isn't the only fun thing to do....
8. In a closet: seven minutes in heaven? Just no other choice? have fun in there!
9. In the weather: Rain, snow, whatever, you just can't wait to do it!
10. Hospital: In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car: The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods: Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom: You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table: Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator: Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club: You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert: You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window: Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show: Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own: Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Hardcore
1. Non-Con: They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con: They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage: Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting: One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play: Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play: Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
7. Piercing/tattoos: body piercing can an erotic experience for some.
8. Asphixiation: They say it makes you come even harder, but be careful!
9. Gore: different from blood play, this time it's causing more permanent damage...
10. cock & ball/pussy torture: Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging: Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial: They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms: Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration: Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play: Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play: Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting: It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex: Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation: it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own: Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student: Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient: Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal: Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant: Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers: Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies: Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
7. Aliens: Oh, you want to probe what?
8. Non-con: Oh, no, please don't!
9. Soldier: the big, bad soldier wants a minute alone with you...
10. Cowboys: Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman: or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy: They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy: Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim: You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute: They paid for you.
16. Incest: parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest: They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper: Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin: You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own: Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Toys
1. Dildo: Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator: Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight: It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on: Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring: Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls: Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
7. Real dolls: they're done to look just like a person... it's like a threesome without the hassle of finding another partner!
8. Paddles: for spanking, you naughty little devil you.
9. Wii have an idea: game controllers vibrate... and they can be used for so much more!
10. Fucking machines: Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects: Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps: Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's no limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger: The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls: They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing: A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water: A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps: Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs: They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum: Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own: Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Misc.
1. Dirty talk: Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome: Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please...: Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex: You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video: You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn: Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
7. Dreams: this is all a dream! Will both of you remember it when you wake up?
8. Think I can: for whatever reason, you haven't felt comfortable being intimate with your partner... until now.
9. Ghost: who says spirits can't get a little naughty? Maybe you're not even a spirit but invisible for some reason or another.
10. Sex drug: You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating: You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism: You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed: Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched: One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole: Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club: You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing: Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed: You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM: You're cybering!
20. Pick your own: Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

//I’m gonn go take a nap. Replies are drafted.